Showing posts with label Yale. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yale. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 22, 2025

DPI is the New IRR? Caveat Emptor...

For the past year, private equity managers have sought to prioritize returning cash to investors after higher interest rates stifled deal activity and exits. The drop in distributions has left many financial institutions that invest in private equity with less money to allocate to future funds. As a consequence, DPI, or distributions to paid-in capital, has replaced IRR, or the internal rate of return as the most important measure of private equity performance—at least for the time being. 

IRR has long been favored by the private equity industry to demonstrate its superiority over public markets. And justify the hefty management and performance fees (?). IRR is a cash-weighted measure of return that takes into account the time value of money, which ROI, or return on investment, does not; which is helpful when committed capital is called over different points of time. However, there are also some unrealistic assumptions underpinning the mechanics of IRR calculations that can make returns appear more attractive than they really are. That effect is compounded by how private equity funds mark their assets. 

The value of an asset is whatever someone is willing to pay for it. But in the absence of an active market for said asset, its value is whatever the fund manager says it is. Now, to be fair, fund managers do consult third-party valuation experts and their valuation processes are usually audited by well-credentialed firms at least annually. Still, as owners and experts on said asset, the fund managers' views carry a lot of weight. And it's not really in their economic interest to aggressively mark things down. So, even when public markets gyrate wildly, private equity valuations tend to remain relatively stable, as fund managers hold out hope for better times. In fact, this is actually an attractive feature of private markets for many investors, to chagrin of others. 

But what if you have to sell? Recently, amidst funding cuts by the Trump administration, the liquidity needs of major university endowments have increased. For example, Yale is reportedly exploring the sale of up to a third of its private equity portfolio. And Harvard tapped the bond market raise $750 million to meet short-term needs. Heck, if multi-billion dollar endowments (like Harvard and Yale with $50.7B and $40.7B of assets, respectively) start selling their massive private equity portfolios to generate liquidity, fund managers are not going to be able avoid price discovery for very long. And investors, long shielded by IRRs, may find actual realized returns, or DPI, are a lot skinnier than they imagined.

Sunday, April 17, 2022

Best College Prank Ever?

An oldie, but gold. This was an answer to a question on Quora about epic university pranks. There have been many classic ones. This one, perhaps borrowing a page from Cal Tech's 1961 Rose Bowl Hoax, certainly ranks near the top. It was perpetrated on Harvard (or Hah-vahd, if you speak Boston) by their rivals during the annual Harvard-Yale football game on November 20, 2004.  

Months prior, two Yale students, Mike Kai and David Aulicino got a grid of the Harvard Stadium seating and began hatching their plan. They made giant signs with Harvard's red or white colors on them and printed fake T-Shirts that said, “Harvard Pep Squad” as well as fake Harvard student IDs. They handed these out to more than a dozen people who would pass these signs out at the football game to the designated people in the Harvard side of the stands, who were told it would read "Go Harvard."

"Then, after they had been distributed to all the Harvard students and alumni. They gave the signal. All of the Harvard students began to hold their signs...And the prank was complete."

"WE SUCK"


The full story, which got a lot of media coverage, is here. The prank was masterfully executed and had the effect of upstaging Harvard's lopsided 35-3 victory.

Thursday, October 8, 2020

The Daily Top 5 List (Oct 8, 2020)

The biggest, most interesting things of the day:

5. Animal Planet: Python hunters catch biggest Burmese python on record in the Florida Everglades

4. Finance: Bloomberg columnist Matt Levine gets well-deserved profile in the Times.  The ex-lawyer and ex-Goldman banker produces the world's best finance newsletter, Money Stuff.  It's incisive, funny and always educational.

3. Awards: The 2020 Nobel Prize for literature goes to American poet Louise Gluck. Yale, where she's an adjunct professor, has a good profile of her work.



2. Business: Flurry off Financial M&A as rivals Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley continue to diversify their revenue streams away from volatile trading and advisory businesses. Goldman will acquire GM's credit card business for $2.5B, while MS will acquire asset manager Eaton Vance for $7b...also...years of easy money policies from the Fed have made the current economic crisis worse...but it's been great for billionaires

1. Politics: Remember "LIBERATE MICHIGAN"?...The FBI busts domestic terror plot to kidnap Gov. Whitmer...Whitmer, Biden say Trump culpable...Trump blames everyone


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